The UGGS Bunnies shed their pupae to become SJBP Princesses

Maybe they migrated to UGGS-land for the winter, but now they're being replaced by the SJBF (skinny jeans and ballet flats) Princesses. Once in a while, you can see a hint of nylon in their legs but often it's bare or covered by the giant cuff of the skinny jean.

Critical Fluff doesn't have much use for SJBF Princesses either, or alternative grains like quinoa or spelt (can't mix the Bible with heathen organic foods). Sweet potato pancakes all around!

Which UGGS bunnies had spray on tans?

The South End is Over hates UGGS worse than we do.

We have a brand-spanking new term for the wearer of UGGS...the UGGS bunny. Allow us to be stereotypical to what an UGGS bunny is...

1. Dirty blonde hair, put into an ugly, messy ponytail or strung through a metal barrette, with her bangs pulled back so severely you see her hair extensions.

2. A down jacket that drowns the woman in an unsightly swath of material.

3. A dark tan, a fake tan, or a ghastly white complexion.

4. Colored tights (tan pantyhose for the Back Bay Sloane Rangers) or bare legs

5. A denim skirt (the shorter and more ripped, the better)

6. A top-of-the-line cell phone glued to her ear, paid by mommy and daddy, carrying on a conversation about superficial things