The UGGS Bunnies shed their pupae to become SJBP Princesses

Maybe they migrated to UGGS-land for the winter, but now they're being replaced by the SJBF (skinny jeans and ballet flats) Princesses. Once in a while, you can see a hint of nylon in their legs but often it's bare or covered by the giant cuff of the skinny jean.

Critical Fluff doesn't have much use for SJBF Princesses either, or alternative grains like quinoa or spelt (can't mix the Bible with heathen organic foods). Sweet potato pancakes all around!