1/11/2007

Which UGGS bunnies had spray on tans?

The South End is Over hates UGGS worse than we do.

We have a brand-spanking new term for the wearer of UGGS...the UGGS bunny. Allow us to be stereotypical to what an UGGS bunny is...

1. Dirty blonde hair, put into an ugly, messy ponytail or strung through a metal barrette, with her bangs pulled back so severely you see her hair extensions.

2. A down jacket that drowns the woman in an unsightly swath of material.

3. A dark tan, a fake tan, or a ghastly white complexion.

4. Colored tights (tan pantyhose for the Back Bay Sloane Rangers) or bare legs

5. A denim skirt (the shorter and more ripped, the better)

6. A top-of-the-line cell phone glued to her ear, paid by mommy and daddy, carrying on a conversation about superficial things
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2 comments:

thesouthender said...

I thought I was the only one who hated Uggs!! Great blog, btw, you have a great point of view (which is all the better as its similar to mine). (I was beginning to think I was the only one who thought a soccer field was a nice idea). Keep up the good work!

1/11/2007
Cleary Squared said...

southender: thank you for the kind words. I certainly appreciate them.

When I was a young'un, we were taught that the South End meant one thing and one thing only - the circle of hell next to Dudley Square. Once they took down the Orange Line, the getting mugged in the South End took on a whole new meaning (as in "Joe's Coffee - 25 cents per cup" vs. "Coffee that a wild cat ate and worked through its intestines - $9 per cup")

Keep reading - we have more!

OIBK

1/12/2007

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