"What if they replaced the word f--- for the word kill in all those movie cliches?"

That's an old George Carlin skit with examples like "kill the ump," "'Okay Sheriff, we're gonna kill ya now. But we're gonna kill ya slow.'" "Shamu the Killer Whale."

It wouldn't help either way in little Jim's situation; unless those clever and bitter souls who program Elmo have other naughty Elmos, like Elmo Knows the Aristocrats Skit, Elmo Says Racial Epithets, Elmo The Pimp/Gangbanger, and Elmo the Leftist Agitator Whose Arrest Record Is The Size of the Manhattan Phonebook.

Shoot, pshaw, foul, shucks, chickenshacker, motherfouler, tips

Gateway Pundit (via Jules Crittenden) does a little test with George Carlin's Famous Seven Dirty Words You Can Never Say on Television™ and discovers that even after eight years, those left wing blogs are the champions of fouled-mouth free speech.

Industrial sized Lifebuoy for HuffPo!