1/14/2008

Free Orange Julius or Cinnabon with each guilty verdict

If you're in the mall looking for random parts in Radio Shack, looking to complement your wardrobe in WalMart, looking for that kicky shredded denim skirt/off the shoulder T-shirt/footless tights/ballerina flats combo in Forever 21, or are just mall rats over the age of 18 with a clean record, the sheriff of Caledonia County in Vermont would like you to exercise your civil duty as a juror.

The bus is waiting to take you to the courthouse. Don't worry - by the time you've put the Level 3 Child Molester in jail, your iced chai latte will still be there...along with a fresh, warm Cinnabon roll!
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2 comments:

Suldog said...

Not to go totally off-topic, but do they still make Orange Julius? I haven't had one in years.

1/15/2008
Cleary Squared said...

They still do, and the closest location is the Longwood Medical Center Galleria.

Orange Julius locations in Boston

1/15/2008

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