Jail is not hot

Perhaps the LA County Sheriff took pity on poor Paris Hilton, but wearing an ugly ankle bracelet versus sitting in the stir for 23 days? Sounds like Justice, while blind, does have a great sense of humor...and the bracelet doesn't come with Swarkovski crystals, a Bentley, or some himbo of the week.

(Theo Spark has a funny, depiction of Chanel's new "Celebrity Ball And Chain." (Watch out - some sections are naughty. We're also keen on the nose plane art, not so keen on the frightened upper-class twits wanting it banned.)