MK+A Wannabes pollute Newbury St and Boston

An MKA* Wannabe is a female, often between the ages of 15-34, whose uniform consists of the following:

- sunglasses, the larger the better, to hide bloodshot eyes from wild nights of partying and copious amounts of Red Bull and vodka
- torn denim or stretch skirts OR highwater pants OR capris
- nylon leggings (with or without pantyhose, nylon knee-highs, or cute socks)
- beat up Keds, flip-flops, kung-fu shoes, ballet flats, or stripper shoes with lucite heels
- bedhead, hair piled up in a messy bun, or cut in a Mia Farrow pixie
- Daddy's platinum AmEx
- A giant bag that could fit at least two small children, or one large child
- A cell phone (permanently glued to their ear)
- rich boyfriend OR metrosexual male friend (with or without "benefits") OR homosexual male friend (the more flamboyant and swishy the better)

Bostonia Rantida, as well as the rest of us, would love to see these MKA wannabes off Newbury Street - maybe taking off their bug-eye glasses and crushing them and watching their mascara track down their face and their pink frost lip gloss quivering along with their chin would be a sight to behold.

* Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, the twins from Full House