For those of you frustrated with the T...

Watch this video at Universal Hub and see if most of this makes sense to you beleaguered T riders.

Warning: The Seven Dirty Words, along with British English, make an appearance. You may want to play this at home, away from your boss and your kids.

BONUS: The people with more than four brain cells reading the toss away Metro paper go right to the Letters section, rifle for their lefty buzzword bingo cards, and tick off all the buzzwords from angst-riddled suburbanites. No one has hit the jackpot of $6.18 for a blackout yet, but plenty of those losing almost-a-winner tix are tossed into barrels beside the Metros.

With less than three brain cells, you believe that Britney Spears is the second coming of Christ.