Brew coffee yourself for only 25 cents per cup - no language barrier required

The whole Starbucks vs. Dunkin Donuts fight is on...

...in this corner, Starbucks coffee snobs. The ones who prefer that their pristine coffee, served by surly philosophy majors and/or surly actors/actresses who are waiting for their big break, be as convoluted to order and pronounce as possible.

...and in this corner...Dunkin' Donuts fans, seeking to tweak down the upturned noses of Starbucks coffee snobs by dissing their offerings.

Us? One 20oz bottle of refreshing Mountain Dew, please.