Lynn invades Swampscott, annexes Marblehead, film at 11

"Lynn students will be slaves to the captains of industry!" saith a pol/hack from Swampscott.

"Like, as if, grody to the max, barf me out, Mr. Bufu," retorts Lynn students, before making mustaches and missing teeth out of this pol's picture.

Lynn, for those of you who don't know Massachusetts, is a city about 15 miles northeast of downtown Boston, and is a large city in Essex County. It used to be an industrial city, but some sections are actually quite nice and verdant. But this doesn't mean people should run right out to Lynn - some sections rival Roxbury and Dorchester, and are definitely not for casual walking.

"Lynn, Lynn, the city of sin...you don't come out the way you came in." The old ditty is true, we tell you!